*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING
Reasons to have sex with me
Did someone say jazz?
do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
when 6 bloggers share a hotel room…
I counted 5
who do you think took the fucking photo
my work ethic is basically “if it doesn’t have to be done right this second then I’m not gonna do it”
This girl should get an award!
Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP
once i was baking cookies and i got to the egg part and i cracked the egg on the bowl and poured it right into the sink and it took me a second to comprehend what had just happened and once i had recovered i took another egg and did the exact same thing and then i gave up
This sounds like an analogy for my life
catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are
being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE
It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
spread the holiday queer i mean cheer
Doritos finger cleaner
This is so uncomfortable
:/ someone approved this idea
Long live the king.